Dogs are the best and smartest! Hank and I are very responsible and valuable to our family. We keep careful watch from our corral for strangers in the road or coming up the driveway. We give the bark-alarm especially if one of those delivery vans comes to the house.We only want the deliveries of the good stuff like dog treats. No cat yuck. Do you know what those cats eat?
Yesterday, Zoey-MomCat, left a dead mouse that she caught in the basement under the dining room table. Later I caught her meowing at Alexa to look up and print a recipe for Mouse Pot Pie. (Like MomPerson would actually bake one of those!)
I told Zoey, “Only stupid cats eat mouses.”
She gave me that snarky cat-stare and said, “Mice is the plural of mouse.”
Cats are so snotty.
And not nearly as smart as she thinks. Does she even know where that mouse has been? Somewhere awful. What is she thinking? No one should eat a MOUSE! Ew!
Not when there’s plenty of Deer poop all over our fields.
Just Saying,
Rufus and Hank, handsome and very smart doggssess.
