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Does the new deck make my butt look big?

Does the new deck make my butt look big? 
3 November 2011
Dude had to give up his parking place because of a yard project. So we parked him under the new deck.
He was very understanding, except he did ask, “Does the new deck make my butt look big?” 
Kath, who is not about to insult Dude. Pot calling the kettle black and all. 

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