Rufus: Just Saying: Peanut Butter Month!
13 November 2014
I LOVE Peanut Butter!
(The Mom People is still doing NaNoWriMo, so I’m still stepping in to do her blog. Work work work. It took her a while this week to transcribe my notes. A lot of grumping on her part about how sticky the notes were. Well, lack of peanut butter in the Mom People and a bit too much on my notes will do that.)
Okay! PEANUT BUTTER!! I LOVE peanut butter as much as I love Snow. Or more. Or the same. Or more. Or … It’s National Peanut Butter Lover’s Month! Is there a better month in the whole year?
Anyway. The Dad People made me ‘cookies’ with peanut butter and oatmeal. They were pretty good. Not as good as the ones from the grocery store, but I LOVE peanut butter. Then Dad People made cookies with peanut butter and pumpkin. Sometimes you have to draw a line on the healthy stuff. Those went to the raccoons who will, trust me, eat anything.
One of the best things Dad People makes is ‘pupsicles’. He freezes peanut butter glops, apple chunks, and broth (chicken is best) in ice cube trays. YUM! Like yellow snow chunks with peanut butter inside. Mom People says I have the wrong idea about what ‘yellow snow’ is. Huh?
On the computer I saw a whole article about how good peanut butter is, even for People.
The Dad and Mom People should eat more peanut butter. Since the Mom People couldn’t find her iPod for a week, (it was in the backseat of The Dude with me the whole time) I think she needs extra peanut butter. Peanut butter helps with memory impairment. Eat more Peanut Butter! I remember everything. Like there are peanut butter ‘cookies’ in the Mom People’s big tote bag where she keeps my water bottle. It’s at her feet in my van, The Dude. She forgets to give me a ‘cookie’ after our walks at the pond if I don’t remind her. (More peanut butter for you, Mom People.)
The Mom People and I are on diets. Which means I only get half ‘cookies.’ Grrrr. But she “counts every calorie.” (A calorie is something that makes People grumpy and is on People food.) She should eat peanut butter because it suppresses hunger. Then because she won’t be eating so much, she won’t be messing with those #$$% calories, and she wont’ be grumpy, AND she’ll give me whole peanut butter cookies. Sound like a plan?
The Dad People had heart surgery last December, so I’m really happy he likes peanut butter so much. It’s good for hearts!
Peanut butter supposedly reduces colon cancer in women People. I’m not sure what a colon cancer is, but any good reason. The Mom People said it has something to do with my morning Sun Salutation.
Anyway. The Mom People is talking about new landscaping. I can dig up the old plants, no problem. And then I think we should plant peanuts. You can grow enough peanuts for 30,000 sandwiches on One Acre! How many ‘cookies’ is that?
Rufus: Peanut Butter fan
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